LEARN WHY I’M THE MAKE-OUT CHAMPION AND YOU’RE JUST SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET. ( ・_・)ノ☆Tumblr (3.0; @millionairemansion)http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69ee1e51e059c84d6a158e631f95c0d4/tumblr_mm9cal41Qo1qzppw4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/49570371041http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/49570371041Fri, 03 May 2013 23:54:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0ce7429461ff3b9b848443373f112c2/tumblr_mm8dl75dSc1qzppw4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/49519023541http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/49519023541Fri, 03 May 2013 11:24:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fa1192ca0d89099669d0d3ee792331e/tumblr_mm5iygm6Xd1qzppw4o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/49413616565http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/49413616565Wed, 01 May 2013 22:27:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6f75cdfb6173d420fcf120260717af1/tumblr_mlumgpzdnN1qzppw4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I think I found what I want to be when I grow up</p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48914388675http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48914388675Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:10:01 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/millionairemansion/48708599106/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_48708599106" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Not the video the Internet deserves, but the one it needs</p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48708599106http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48708599106Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:01:07 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MG-2zZfLm-U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Faceunion. It’s been around the longest.” “I’ll go to his profile page; I can access his friends.”</p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48184038151http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48184038151Wed, 17 Apr 2013 01:06:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a37f670b0ad4175c8f12b98e540c91ed/tumblr_mldpmgyXKt1qzppw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what college life is really like</p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48172759666http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/48172759666Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:59:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5534d25f143c357ae38a17e4762eed75/tumblr_ml0v0eJFWc1qzppw4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So, either babies come from cemeteries, or nuggets do. Got it.</p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/47599058955http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/47599058955Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:26:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdbc2018ed8218e82dae23e522746a10/tumblr_ml02ohoGOv1qzppw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/47551697713http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/47551697713Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:14:41 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Kppx4bzfAaE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://el-p.tumblr.com/post/46599583897/holy-crap">el-p</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HOLY CRAP</p> </blockquote>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/46600121451http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/46600121451Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:14:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f35c6bcfd4ef2b9dc257987f265ea35e/tumblr_mk4x1ePcZl1qzppw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/46107690895http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/46107690895Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:27:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a45f8669686f5a59c9ab50e900f49cd/tumblr_mjj1u0qFoL1qzppw4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/45163060337http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/45163060337Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:03:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12ea21bedd75f33e6d5064ee27686f95/tumblr_mj9jxfQsLX1qzppw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Discarded mid-January idea for a two-layered T-shirt. </p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/44742144220http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/44742144220Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:58:27 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9d37910f811e1ae4218b4c6428e0626/tumblr_mj5wk0lECv1qzppw4o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>If you guessed “yes” then you’re already wrong and I forgot what the question was</p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/44579601588http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/44579601588Mon, 04 Mar 2013 18:40:48 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8d41a1150d1f7ab327e34afc7f9e467/tumblr_mj094uQgTb1qzppw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s that new diet pill</p>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/44325071900http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/44325071900Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:26:53 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpcc3kjVrf1qzdudwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daydreamer69.tumblr.com/post/43507385482/all-the-sauces">daydreamer69</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>all the sauces</p> </blockquote>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43513338405http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43513338405Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:11:51 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3010eb462c32ea3173bf6621740027c8/tumblr_miellrLgkv1qzppw4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43384073606http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43384073606Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:49:03 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3249fcb50cd4ac5e3bc0c2428143ae9/tumblr_mi8azobGgk1qzppw4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43096689863http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43096689863Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:14:12 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e388c264f9906285a5290efd8d35e8c/tumblr_mi6gqgIb4v1qzppw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43024445979http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/43024445979Wed, 13 Feb 2013 15:23:04 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf8275c28c2b1a2bb9dc93c7e18f164a/tumblr_mhvrqdDAtt1qzppw4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/42551761961http://millionairemansion.tumblr.com/post/42551761961Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:47:01 -0600